Oh no you di’nt!!!
Geof got fired today from his voluntary job, but his gutless boss didn’t do it himself, he got other people to turn up AT THE DOJO and sort it out there.
There are people that aren’t turning up anymore because they were only coming to the classes because Geof was Sensei and the kids love him.
I’ll [...]
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I’ve not been on for a while. Problems with the family tend to make a lot of other things take a backseat, and this was one of those things that has grown a little mouldy, but that’s going to change.
Now that I’m back and willing and able to mouth off about all and sundry, I’d [...]
Bad Sport
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Use your time wisely and go to another blog now. Right now…
The Long Walk
Apologies to Richard Bachman slash Stephen King for the title… (I just read the contents of the link I just provided and yanno… some people have WAY too much time on their hands. I mean, I loved the book and all but jesus some people need to get a grip.)
I have a bad temper and [...]
The Burgers Are Fucked at Hungry Jacks
Hungry Jacks Australia (which is called Burger King in the US) used to have commercials where people sang songs about you being able to have your burger your way (it’s in there somewhere) and you could add or subtract anything you wanted in a burger so that you were happy with your purchase.
If you wanted [...]
Fairies
Firstly, I’d like to thank my good friend Erika for the creation of this blog piece.
Last night, I went to bed with my hair in a ponytail, but when I woke up, it was plaited (braided for you American types. Something else I’ll be discussing in the future, methinks) and I don’t remember how.
Erika suggested [...]
Innocent
Last night, my hubby (hereby referred to as “Geof”) was taking one of his workmates home.
They both work for GKR, which is a karate mob here and Geof only started there 4 weeks ago and he’s being fast tracked in a way that’s quite scary… He used to be a GKR instructor years ago and [...]
They Broke My Brain…
I’ve just come back from round 2 of trying to get a job with Centrelink.
This next series of tests demanded that I do all these logic exercises and maths!!! I fucken HATE math. I’ll be honest and state that I made up most of the answers in the math section and buggered if I didn’t [...]
Talking to Your Penis
I was talking to a friend about this, and he acted like I was from another planet, but I want to know if what I do with my husband’s penis is unusual.
First, I make Geof talk to his penis (hereby referred to as Phar Lap).
I grab Phar Lap when Geof least expects it and then, [...]
Wrestling is so Gay
I hate wrestling and everything to do with it.
It’s a bunch of beefed up poncy blokes running around in tights, groping each other and giving each other fake injuries. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Although the girls look a bit of alright. I might even have some girl wrestler envy going on…
However, people who [...]
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