Oh My Freaken GOD
Today I started a temp assignment and while I’m not going to name the company, I am going to describe the work atmosphere…
It was fucking terrible. So bad, that when my temp manager called to see how I was going, I said “I hate it here. Everyone swears all the time and they’re a bunch [...]
The Burgers Are Fucked at Hungry Jacks
Hungry Jacks Australia (which is called Burger King in the US) used to have commercials where people sang songs about you being able to have your burger your way (it’s in there somewhere) and you could add or subtract anything you wanted in a burger so that you were happy with your purchase.
If you wanted [...]
Fairies
Firstly, I’d like to thank my good friend Erika for the creation of this blog piece.
Last night, I went to bed with my hair in a ponytail, but when I woke up, it was plaited (braided for you American types. Something else I’ll be discussing in the future, methinks) and I don’t remember how.
Erika suggested [...]
Innocent
Last night, my hubby (hereby referred to as “Geof”) was taking one of his workmates home.
They both work for GKR, which is a karate mob here and Geof only started there 4 weeks ago and he’s being fast tracked in a way that’s quite scary… He used to be a GKR instructor years ago and [...]
Always Try Something New…
So last night, the neighbour from across the road comes over and tells me that she needs help for some shiftwork tomorrow (which is today).
She suggests Talia, so we call her, tell her she needs to be up and ready at 7.45am and not to be late.
I wake up at 5am, go into Talia’s room [...]
They Broke My Brain…
I’ve just come back from round 2 of trying to get a job with Centrelink.
This next series of tests demanded that I do all these logic exercises and maths!!! I fucken HATE math. I’ll be honest and state that I made up most of the answers in the math section and buggered if I didn’t [...]
Just… Take Advantage of Me…
So x amount of months ago I had my household shit stored at Maddington Sentinel Storage.
When it comes time to take your shit out of storage, they go through the little concrete box you store your shit in and make sure you haven’t damaged it and if it’s not damaged (and what I really want [...]
Talking to Your Penis
I was talking to a friend about this, and he acted like I was from another planet, but I want to know if what I do with my husband’s penis is unusual.
First, I make Geof talk to his penis (hereby referred to as Phar Lap).
I grab Phar Lap when Geof least expects it and then, [...]
New Species
Because mankind is so hellbent on wiping out entire species in the animal kingdom, I thought that I would do something different and create some new species.
Today, I have created a Lemapsec, and I have named him Frank.
I created him and I said he was good.
Does this make me a god?
Wrestling is so Gay
I hate wrestling and everything to do with it.
It’s a bunch of beefed up poncy blokes running around in tights, groping each other and giving each other fake injuries. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Although the girls look a bit of alright. I might even have some girl wrestler envy going on…
However, people who [...]
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