2012

First, I would like to complain about the movie facility. We went to Hoyts in Carousel and chose to go La Premiere. This basically equated to over-priced tickets so you can sit in over-stuffed chairs and they’re over-priced because you get complimentary drinks and popcorn – in teeeeeeeeny tiny little cups. I had to leave the movie three times to top up my drink in my teeny tiny cup. You also have the choice of having hot food sent to your seat, but $11.50 for wedges? Come the fuck on. Are you serious? $11.50???

Geof went for Gourmet pizza ($12.50 for four shit ass tiny slivers of average pizza) with wedges as a side dish for an additional $4.00. There were seven wedges. I shit you not.

The movie, however, was AWESOME, with major carnage being inflicted all over the place – Big ass cracks ripping apart freeways, shopping centres and hey!!! whole sections of real estate like California sliding into the ocean.

Woody Harrelson is at ground zero when Yellowstone turns into a massive volcano that goes freaken NUCLEAR when it blows and there’s edge of the seat tension in some parts of the movie.

The tsunamis are TSU-FREAKEN-NAMIS, and NO ONE is safe.

The good news is you don’t see all the good bits in the trailer.

It’s true!!!! There are more good bits!!!

I really loved this movie. I’m going to go see this movie again. If I wasn’t already married, I would marry this movie.

Go see go see go see.